Billy Wizard!

DISCLAIMER Th' following karakterz 'n concept wuz invented whiles I wuz in high school. Don't ferget that. Inspired by sum of th' dullest teechers on earth, my best pal Jon Tschirgi and I invented Th' Wizard Lab, and th' people (if you can call 'em that) living there, such as th' ones you sees below. Instead of paying attention in class, Jon 'n I filled dozens of notebooks with thousands upon thousands of dumb drawrings. Years laters I picked out th' ones what didn't include pornography, foul language and illegal substances ... which meanz I had ta come up wid all new ones instead. Den I sent them to syndicates, some of whom hated them so much they didn't even bother to reply. Oh well. Everyone knows how syndicate editors is.
BILLINGSGATE 3. WIZARD Th' nastiest necromancer this side of th' polar ice cap...and he lives in yer boring middle class suburb!	KLIK HEAR TA READ TH' TOONZ...	LITTLE FREDDY Every cartoon hero needs a sidekick. Billy Wizard found this one on the doorstep of the Wizard Lab and now this 7-year-old is his not-too-bright sorceror's apprentice.